pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via guy)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(via brokencountrygirl)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via brokencountrygirl)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via brokencountrygirl)

troyesivanisjesus:

a thrilling saga

(via gettfukt)

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

you shouldn’t have to
break yourself
and move your pieces.
if he was designed for you
he would fit.

'force' by Della Hicks-Wilson (via dellahickswilson)

(via imonlylivingforyou)

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

(Source: iiiarclight, via obama-fix-this)

If they ask you about me, tell them “She was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and I broke her.”.

Shahrazad al-Khalij (via nizariat)

Damn.
Painful.

(via belovelyessence)

(via mis0neism)

(Source: zizicat, via welcomethefallen)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via guy)

completely-blankk:

fuckere:

THIS IS SO GREAT AND CUTE OMFG

what is this from??

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via futilepeople)

Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow.

Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept. (via conceptnoir)

(Source: ecouter-bien, via bleu-v3lvet)

I broke my rules for you, wasnt that enough?

Unknown. (via ajeebinsaan)

(Source: naked--thoughts, via aphraid)